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So, did you get a raise?

My new base of operations! Hahahahahah!!

*Starts to build a help.com robot*

*Puts down nice carpet*

Wow rofl

how did you ever end up finding this?

Deąth wrote:
how did you ever end up finding this?

I was looking for a good headquarters and started talk around… and i found this place.. please take your shoes off..

*steps in mud, begins to walk towards the door*

Nah im good

Deąth wrote:
*steps in mud, begins to walk towards the door*

Nah im good

*Takes out rifle* I said take your shoes off!!

Uhhh i have flip-flops!

ummm i can do the matrix code in my head?

Deąth wrote:
Uhhh i have flip-flops!

ummm i can do the matrix code in my head?

Take your flip flops off, and so can i…

but i am, the matrix code…

*steps in more mud*

nah im good

If you come in here i will activate the traps…

and i will quickly maneuver them..

Just get in!!

ok

*walks in*

*tracks mud on your “carpet”*

Now that you are here, we will need to discuss the terms and conditions…

uhh okay…

*Hands Death a piece of paper*

1. Do not discuss this hideout with others
2. If you do you will be shot
3. You are required to join the Chickens in an everlasting game of Blackjack
4. If you do not partake in Blackjack you will be shot
5. If you agree to join you will receive a free Chicken keychain
6. If you do not you will be shot

_________________________ Signature…

uhhh… so i get shot 3 times if i dont join you?

*grabs pen, moves it close to paper*

hmm
*hesitates to sign*

idk everlasting blackjack….

*moves pen away*

Oh look, free keychain!

*signs paper*

*Grabs paper, rolls it up and stores it for winter* Very good, i will notify you about Blackjack when possible, now here is your keychain *Hands Death a solid gold Keychain of a Chicken*

WOO keychain!

oh, can i tell Nante?

Deąth wrote:
oh, can i tell Nante?

Go ahead..

k!

yeah sooo, whats going on!

I’m mopping up your mess! *Mops*

um what the hell are you guys talking about?

Nante tha count wrote:
um what the hell are you guys talking about?

My secret base, now take your shoes off…

the hell I will. *stomps on fancy furniture with shoes*

Nante tha count wrote:
the hell I will. *stomps on fancy furniture with shoes*

*Takes out rifle* on more time and off with your head!! *Points rifle at Nante*

King Chickens wrote:

Nante tha count wrote:
the hell I will. *stomps on fancy furniture with shoes*

*Takes out rifle* on more time and off with your head!! *Points rifle at Nante*

*grabs rifle and smacks chickens in the face*

Shut up and go make me a sandwich!

*Removes carpet* ~Sigh~

Nante tha count wrote:

King Chickens wrote:

Nante tha count wrote:
the hell I will. *stomps on fancy furniture with shoes*

*Takes out rifle* on more time and off with your head!! *Points rifle at Nante*

*grabs rifle and smacks chickens in the face*

Shut up and go make me a sandwich!

King Chickens wrote:
*Removes carpet* ~Sigh~

Wow…chickens…arent you.umm king? lol

well im back btw lol

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your horrible at that

Deąth wrote:
your horrible at that

Just some tests, take you shoes off if you are going to come in…

King Chickens wrote:

Deąth wrote:
your horrible at that

Just some tests, take you shoes off if you are going to come in…

still wearing flipflops, no thanks!

Deąth wrote:

King Chickens wrote:

Deąth wrote:
your horrible at that

Just some tests, take you shoes off if you are going to come in…

still wearing flipflops, no thanks!

Did you even take them off?

*acts like he steps in dog poo*

im coming in

Please… wash your feet off or i will use my chicken magic to turn you into a duck!

King Chickens wrote:
Please… wash your feet off or i will use my chicken magic to turn you into a duck!

Bring it on

Deąth wrote:

King Chickens wrote:
Please… wash your feet off or i will use my chicken magic to turn you into a duck!

Bring it on

*Flaps wings and flies to random piece of furniture* Duck a kaa ZHAM!!!! *Shoots beam of chicken magic at Death*

I am the Chicken magic master!! hahahahaha!

King Chickens wrote:

Deąth wrote:

King Chickens wrote:
Please… wash your feet off or i will use my chicken magic to turn you into a duck!

Bring it on

*Flaps wings and flies to random piece of furniture* Duck a kaa ZHAM!!!! *Shoots beam of chicken magic at Death*

*deflects the spell back at you*

Stop i dont wanna hurt you, again.

!!!!!! *Gets zapped by duck ray*

King Chickens wrote:
!!!!!! *Gets zapped by duck ray*

change your name

King Duck

Awwww… *Quacks in frustration*

King Duck wrote:
Awwww… *Quacks in frustration*

Ha…

im gunna call you Daffy Duck for now one

and you gotta say

awww shucks

Deąth wrote:
im gunna call you Daffy Duck for now one

and you gotta say

awww shucks

Awwwww shucks…

Chickens wrote:

Deąth wrote:
im gunna call you Daffy Duck for now one

and you gotta say

awww shucks

Awwwww shucks…

Ha

Hahahaha I found your lair

Sam

- Sam-ish - wrote:
Hahahaha I found your lair

Sam

rofl

ok,,If you do not partake in Blackjack you will be shot
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dear mr. eric,

im milky ilagan living here in philippines,,currently 3rd year college,,im hoping to get sponsorship who willing to help me,,my parents cant support my education,,and now im not yet enroll still my mom finding out a way to enroll me,,but im hoping that you can help me mr. eric,,i want to finish my college,please send me mail in my yahoo, i> small>(email removed) /small> /i> thanks

To Mr. Eric,
I am currently pursuing my ambition of being an engineer but I have a problem financially, My parents wants to stop me from sending due to lack of money, I hope you can help me.. so, when the time comes I will be able to send them back what I had. thanks a lot and Godbless, this is my email: i> small>(email removed) /small> /i> I live here in the philippines